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Where we start with very special birthday greeting from  a very special friend...or a bunch of people pretending to be said very special friend. After that, we see that the Junkman can get more than Lori Bakkers motor running... perhaps junkin' turns on our own Evan as well. THEN Jason tests Evans prowess at getting the chickadees with a new game, we get a short aside about a woman who is a very good driver..as long as she can see her cellphone and her facial hair at the same time. THEN we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, someone will wish you a happy birthday in which you can't understand a word.

 

See Screaming Soup here

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Where we start with tales of neighbors.... Junk Man Neighbors!!!! THEN we get into Evan's new obsession, The Bachelor, which brings us to another obsession...RACE CARS.. which brings us to ANOTHER obsession, fake trauma!!! After that, we play a round of WHAT IF? , talk about how a father is a father...until a little thing known as a Camry takes hold..then all bets are off! Finally, we close with another round of Would You F*ck It!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, your father will prefer his perfectly appropriate family car to you.

 

Check out the commercial here 

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Where we start with a re-visit to some Lucky Ten Thousand clips on the eve of the new season showcasing Carissa and Evans...chemistry?? THEN Evan shouts out fellow podcasters Nerdbliss for being right about The Orville. After that, Jason recounts his latest sojourn to Charleston and showcases his deftness at making people want to interview other people. THEN we our stomachs riot over bastardized Hummus flavors, France riot over Nutella, and the fans riot over... our first ever fan made bracket!! This time it's "Who Would You Want as an Apocolypse Buddy?"

P.S.Kids, if you listen, a journalist will tire of you.

 

Check out Choose Your Own Podcast here

 

See the news blooper here

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Where we start with Jasons weird obsession with Milk Money... you know Milk Money, that 20-something year old movie with Melanie Griffith. THEN, we get a little cameo from Jasons girlfriend Miley and we get a revisit from one mr..Christopher Falcon. After that, we revisit a genius... The Man. The Myth. The...Kinda Portly hard to understand student of Kare-A-Te Steven...effing Segall. We hear a trailer....or do we...for a recent Segall movie and then Evan brings a new game...Name the Segall Movie!!! After that we briefly talk about the Black Mirror ep Uss Callister (spoiler talk ends at 1:08), Jason then talks about his ride with a stranger.

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will be... Marked For Death.

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Where we start with a great announcement/slash fan request!! THEN we get into more embarassment as Jason brings us some more gold in the form of old tapes of he and his friends being "funny". Evan then tells of the most hated man in the world, then we discuss Riverdale and how the hell it actually exists, which leads to Riverdaling some classic comics. After that we talk water and realize we've been wrong all along...Beyonce is the devil...thank you Vigilant Christian.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will assume you're a demon.

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Where we start with the return of a "nice" old friend. THEN we talk Star Wars (shocker) and what some of the minor characters might have been doing while sh*t was going down. After that, Evan talks Punisher/Black Mirror Season 4 (no spoilers) and we talk The Christmas Prince! Then Jason sees what a real man can do for his woman..and the thousands of young 'uns in his belly, Jason tells us the story of the Gingerbread House competition he witnessed, we play a round of Fill The Slot and we close with another edition of Cupids Corner!!!

P.S.-Kids if you listen...WHY SHADOW,WHY!!!!

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Where we jump right in with the "Return of the Jedi-esqu 3rd part" of Evans fraud story, Evan gives a follow-up on the fate of hipster bear (the bag his Christmas gift came in), and Jason found more clips of Junk Man really making Lori Bakers blush. THEN we do, what may end up being, the most embarassing thing we have ever done. We each have found old tapes of our younger selves trying to be funny and they ending up being.....something.... Jason brings a clip of him alone in college, Evan brings a tape of he and a high school buddy talking in between songs of a mix tape they made.

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... 16 year old Evan and 21 year old Jason will force you to do some sketches with them.

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Where we start with expressions of love to each other by exchanging gifts for Christmas. Then Evan shows his hatred for Jason by chastising him for negating all his verbal trickery from last week. THEN we talk about how stupid young people are for preferring the "Star Wars" Prequals to the Original Trilogy. THEN we talk "The Last Jedi" (Spoilers over at 45:13 mark)!!! After that we visit a cute little kitty who needs some love...and a GD face!! Chase No-Face is a miracle.

Then we get into the effects Bill "The Junk Man" Whaley has on DA LADEEZ... ok, well, one lady, Lori Bakker. Then we discuss the poor sucker who parkored right off the side of a 62 story building. THEN we close with a new game.... "In A Trailer!!!!" Where based on random actors and events, Jason and Evan must create a movie trailer.

See Chase No-Face Here!

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, you will get a visit in the middle of the night from a cat who wants to head butt you but doesn't have A DAMN FACE!!!!

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Where we start with being a cowboy (YES!)... on a steel horse we ride (YES!!!), plus an impromptu cameo from Miley herself!!!!. Welcome back Chainsaw. Welcome back. THEN Evan gives us the latest on his fraud situation. Quick sidebar... you keeping up with your wellness? Don't forgo that.... don't ever wells forgo. After that, we get a special visit from a long lost friend..... Bill "The Junkman" Whaley!!!! THEN we talk about how the Bullied Boys outreach may have backfired and close out with finishing the last round of one of our favorite games, "Would You F*ck It?!!"

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, junk man will make all your Christmas gifts!

Watch The Junkman on The Jim Bakker Show part 1 HERE!

https://jimbakkershow.com/video/show-2022/

Watch The Junkman on The Jim Bakker Show part 2 HERE!

https://jimbakkershow.com/video/show-2023/

Keaton Jones Bully Video HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1xzBYppW8

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Where we start with tales of pathetic attempts to "win her over....in spite of you" which brings us to a list of what Jason loves about our first 250 episodes! After that, Jason asks Evan,

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THE "AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR" TRAILER?

THEN Evan regales us with tales of how even his dreams don't allow him to be cool.... then we talk about what would Quentin Tarantino's Star Trek film look like? Then Evan brings some audiobook outtakes and Jason brings some Thundercats outtakes!!!! Then we close with changing some classic Star Wars characters just enough to make them...well thankfully.. not seen in the movies.

P.S.- Kids, if you listen, uuuummmmm..... you're really cool.

Watch those "Thundercats" Outtakes HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftU5GfORvH8

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