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With Jason in sunny Hawaii, and with voting still going on for the Podcast Awards, we decided to give you another BEST OF! Best of Part 5! Our favorite moments from the last few months! Enjoy!!!!

 

00 - INTRODUCTION

01 - (Ep: 207) EVAN'S "YEARBOOK" (Starts @ 3:55 mark)

02 - (Ep: 201) JASON'S TRIPLE-STORY (8:40)

03 - (Ep: 195) TOM BROKAW MOVIE TRAILERS (16:55)

04 - (Ep: 186) "FILL THE SLOT" PODCAST GAME (22:40)

05 - (Ep: 193) GAMESHOW: "DOC BROWN SCHTUPS YOUR MOTHER! (29:00)

06 - (Ep: 215) A FRICKIN' POLAR BEAR ATE MY SON! (34:55)

07 - (Ep: 216) JASON'S STORY "HERE COMES THE BASEMENT" Pt.1 (43:10)

08 - (Ep: 227) EVAN GETS STOOD THE EFF UP (54:20)

09 - (Ep: 226) "HEY HEY HEY!" (1:13:05)

 

P.S.-Kids...get over it..we'll be back next week. Lil turds.

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Where we start with some fantasy talk... of the football variety...rowr....then we get into Jasons unintended racism, and his unintended Elvis movie viewing! Jason brings a game to the show where we guess if it's a real or fake Elvis movie synopsis!! After that, Evan wonders if times are hard on college professwhores. THEN Evan brings some articles from a 1939 Life magazine and we see how times have changed and Then we close out with another round of "Would You F*ck It" !!!!

P.S.-Kids...consider yourself....not listening.

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Where we start with discussions of the 2017 eclipse and how it creates delusions of granduer, THEN we get into a new game featuring friend of the show and Timberwolf author Tom Julian where Evan pits his Obi Wan Impression against Toms!! THEN we play Spanish Quiz, where Jason asks Evan simple geek questions...IN SPANISH!!! After that Evan brings us ANOTHER new game, this time what amusement park ride would be created based on disturbing movies!!! And finally we close with Cupids Corner!!!!!

 

P.S.-Kids...if you listen...your jilted spouse will Cupid you.

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Where we start with...THE FACT THAT WE ARE NOMINATED IN THE PODCAST AWARDS!!! TY!!!! Then we read a review. Thanks Chris of The Nerdbliss Podcast, (link below). And after that we get into the new intro Jason made (love it man, can't wait to use it...every week...) THEN Evan brings us "Hey There...Part 3: The Fingering". After that we hear the outtakes of a certain cannibal's most famous line, then Evan reveals some deep, dark family secrets; we realize you only need 3 things in life; Evan gets some head in a bathroom...admit it..you're not surprised... And we close with another edition of SUPERBEASTS!!!! 

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P.S.-Kids, if you listen....don't tell Jason that we're not using his intro.

 

Listen to the Nerdbliss Podcast here!

 

P.P.S. - Here's what Evan saw in the bathroom!!!

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Where we start with bad news...the news that everyone knows. The news that noone can handle...FARAT is no more. THEN we get into love talkin- advice from people who have given up. After that we move on to Hey There 2-The Embarassing...... AND Jason brings up the fact that apparently a whole show about singing in a car is on it's way. Then we close strong with a new game..this time, Evan uses his impression mastery to portray famous people saying things they (hopefully) never said called Miss Quotes!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will stretch that cute thing you do for five minutes into an hour long show.

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Where we start with relief in not having to shill ourselves out for the podcast awards anymore. THEN Jason regales us with the unfortunate event of a Handyman finding a picture he drew last week and his fictional reaction births a whole new show!! THEN Evan lets us hear some clips that show Jason pulling a total Honey Badger and Evan pulling a total...well....just not being able to speak. After that, in honor of the TV shows "Confederate" & "Black America", Jason premieres a new game called, OPPOSITE SHOWS. Where we take an existing show and come up with it's Bizzarro Version.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, we will Quantum you into helping Hitler!!

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Where we remind you this is your LAST CHANCE to vote for us in The People's Choice Podcast Awards (link below, voting ends 7/31, vote The Bearded Ones Comedy Podcast in "Comedy" and/or "People's Choice"). We shoutout "Matt and Mattinglys Ice Cream Social" for the support and the "Nerdbliss Podcast" for having Evan on their show. THEN we start with an intervention..... one of us (Evan) just needs to stop. ("Hey There".)

After that, Jason asks Evan what would make the best bachelor party and then ignores his advice.

Evan gives us PART 2 of the douche online who just wants to be told he's pretty, and Jason learns us about keeping your husbands podded at the mall.

 

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will not acknowledge that we ever did anything wrong but still pathetically beg you not to talk about what we did. Like a tool.

 

Check out Evans appearance on The Nerdbliss Podcast Here

 

Vote for us through the 31st via The People's Choice Podcast Awards here

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Where we start with yet another reminder about the People's Choice Podcast Awards (voting ends 7/31,vote here ... PLEASE) then we talk about George A. Romero and his heartbreaking passing, we taste test a candy bar with all them porkish fixins... Then Evan regales us with tales of partying at 40, mid-life crisis DJs, hole in the wall concierges, and recovering from said partying at age 40. Ugh.

 

After that, Evan reveals something from his past that even his therapist wasn't prepared for and Jason brings us another Bearded Ones Bracket.. this time, based on the 1st look at "Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge" we as the question, "What Disney Movie Would Make the Worst Theme Park?"

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen.... Zippidy Do Dah.

 

Also one last reminder, vote for us HERE (Best Comedy Podcast AND Peoples Choice). 

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Where we have our first official Bearded Ones/Teddy and the Bassman Crossover!!!! We start with a discussion of dialogue and how hard it is to make the cheessiest lines sound dramatic, that segues into a discussion about bad lines in good movies, after that we go back to the never-ending well that is The Bean-Boozled Jelly Bean Challenge and expose Teddy and the Bassman to the wonders of awful food (The english one probably already knows what that's like...BURN). Then we play two patented Bearded Ones games...

"Is It Stalking?" AND "Would You F*ck It?!"

 

Check out PART 2 of this crossover on Teddy and the Bassman (when they post it, we beat them to the punch a little, or just listen to them in general as you should be doing!) Here

 

Nominate us for the Podcast Awards Here (nominations over July 31st..PLEASE )

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen...you'll get the boozled.

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Where we start by apologizing for last weeks rough audio with releasing this episode 2 days early!!!!!  Also Jason apologizes for constantly sidetracking the beginnings of these episodes with a festive card and mispronounced word! After that, Jason discusses being offensive, Evan discusses how many letters can we add to make acceptance acceptable enough, we hear a conversation Evan had with someone while typsy, Jason asks some questions about The Last Jedi, Evan reads a series of obnoxious facebook messages from a HUGE douche, Jason plays another round of What If, and we close with another edition of...Cupids Corner!!!!

 

Vote for us (and Iron Cast) to be nominated here

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, a douche will beg you to tell him he's good looking...for like a WHOLE WEEK.

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