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HALLOWEEN WEEK 4!!

01:20 - Introductions

02:45 - Evan brings a video of a Dad who pranks his daughter Ouija Board party. Also we have fun with OTHER pranks he might do. They might get him arrested.

10:40 - We play another round of "The Sh*tty Shed" Where we talk about a "Horror Trope", "Horror Movie" & "Actual Fear" to toss in there, banishing it from Earth FOREVER!!

28:05 - We play "INAPPROPRIATE M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN CAMEOS" Where we replace his actual cameo with a silly/tactless one. (We do: "Unbreakable", "Signs", "The Village", "The Happening", PLUS we go over your ideas with "The Sixth Sense".)

1:10:30 - Jason reads the CREEPY pen pal letter he received from someone back in 9-16-1992. 

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Watch Prank Dad HERE: 

https://youtu.be/TNiPgtrM740

Watch "DRACULA IS THE WORST BANK ROBBER" HERE:

https://youtu.be/7g3j2q8dYn4

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Evan shares more funny/weird moments from "Star Trek: TNG" & "Voyager". Jason reads part 3 of his horrible story from age 16, and we close with another bracket, we ask, "Which Dutch Quote from "Predator" would make the BEST pick-up line?"

00:30 - Introductions & Plugs "Alchemy Comedy Podcast" Episode 1!!

03:30 - Evan's thoughts on "Star Trek". Every captain has their thing, Janeway's thing is blowing up the ship!

44:45 - Part 3 of "JUNGLE", Jason's story from age 16.

53:30 - Bracket! "WHICH DUTCH QUOTE FROM "PREDATOR" WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?"

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Listen to Jason on episode 1 of The Alchemy Comedy Podcast HERE!!

https://alchemycomedy.fireside.fm/2

 

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Hey guys, this week we have a fun show where Evan goes down memory lane and shares some embarrassing stories that he sees in a new light after his ADHD diagnosis. We give our predictions for the new "NEW MUTANTS" movie coming out this weekend (Finally) (Thanks Sean!!). Evan shares some weird things he saw from Star Trek: TNG. And Jason reads PART 2 of "JUNGLE", his story he wrote at age 16.

00:30 - Intros and plugs "How to ADHD" YouTube series, "One Star Reviews: with Andrew Van" podcast, and The ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE, virtual man+dog obstacle course race. (OCR)

02:25 - Evan's funny stories from his past. + ADHD discussion.

18:30 - Our "New Mutants" Predications Quiz with Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast"!!

58:55 - Funny moments from "Star Trek: TNG" Worf must be loud all the time. Why is everyone's hobby so damn sophisticated, & Worf had a blood brother he forgot all about??

1:11:15 - Jason reads part 2 of "JUNGLE"!! (His kinda shitty story he wrote at age 16).

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HOW TO ADHD You Tube series HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nPM1_kSZf91ZGkcgy_95Q

ONE STAR REVEIWS: with Andrew Van HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215

ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE HERE!!

https://runsignup.com/Race/SC/Greenville/UltiMuttAnywhereChallenge

Listen to more SEAN & The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast HERE!!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/pittsburgh-nerd-podcast

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This week we do another Bearded Ones Roast. In the past we've roasted Gary Busey and Dracula, this time we hit the legend, Hulk Hogan! Then we thank our buddies Richard and Shawn over at the "Language of Bromance podcast" and we answer some of the same fun questions they did on their episode 320 "Truth or Drink". Then we close with another one of Jason's awful (but this time not so much) story from when he was like 16 years old.

00:30 - Intros and THE BIG SHOW!!

04:00 - The Roast of HULK HOGAN!! Featuring HHH, Billy "The Brain" Hennan, Kermit The Frog, George Costanza, Christopher Lloyd, & Chris Hemsworth!! (Thank you Andrew Van & Manus Clancy (Alchemy Comedy Theater) for your submissions!)

39:00 - Language of Bromance played "Truth or Drink" and we thought it was cool so we answer some of the same questions! 

53:20 - Jason reads "Jungle" a kinda shitty story he wrote (with help) back when he was 16 years old. 

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Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "FALSE START: FAKE SPORTS REAL SHOTS" HERE!!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

And listen to Manus Clancy's episode "Fictional Sports Draft" HERE!! (As well as episodes: 50, 63, 65, 66, 68 & 69)

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fantasy-draft-re-release/id1455223970?i=1000486176538

Here's Episode 320 "Truth or Drink" of Language of Bromance Podcast HERE!!

https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-language-of-bromance/e/76816605

We love you Hulk Hogan.

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01:44 - Evan has to RANT! Some YouTube reactors are good, but Evan found one that ISN'T EVEN TRYING!! "Halloween" (1978) is and will forever be a classic!!

14:00 - We play one of our favorite podcast games, Inappropriate Stan Lee Cameos (Phase 3: part 1) 

36:50 - We add Muppets to Movies Facebook meme. You keep 1 character as is, then every other character has to be a Muppet. (Ex: Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Showgirls, etc...)

55:40 - Jason brings an old story he wrote when he was 16 or 17, called "Ebenezer & Squashua." And every sentence is more confusing than the last.

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Check out "Scriptwork" react channel on You Tube HERE!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMJtbFAooHs

We added a new You Tube video also: "If Erotic Thrillers were Real Life?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ge-j0hR5P0&t=3s

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Track Listing!

00 - Introductions

01 - (Ep: 285) If the Erotic Thriller "Body Heat" was Real Life (Starting @ 2:02 mark)

02 - (Ep: 316) Action Movie Catch Phrase Mash-up Game: "Say Hello to Dis Shit!" (@7:45)

03 - (Ep: 300) Ben Matlock: Awards Presenter (@18:05)

04 - (Ep: 280) "Cocky" Negotiation Method (@21:15)

05 - (Ep: 305) Chuck Chili The Snowman (@24:40)

06 - (Ep: 316) "OLIVER 2" (@34:45)

07 - (Ep: 313) Mrs. Doubtfire Used to be a Sniper (@48:50)

08 - (Ep: 311) Star Wars "Rebel Alliance Newbie" (@57:00)

09 - (Ep: 318) Gary Busey as the NEW voice of "Chucky" (@1:04:05)

10 - (Ep: 317) Plot Synopsis Mashup Game: Thanos Sues The Avengers (@1:22:20)

Listing to past BEST OF's HERE!

https://beardedone.podbean.com/p/best-of-list/

Enjoy the other Podcast Awards Nominees HERE!

https://www.podcastawards.com/

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Where we start by asking for help getting nominated in the 2019 People's Choice Podcast Awards!! Go to https://www.podcastawards.com/ to register and nominate The Bearded Ones under People's Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film and if you are feeling extra nice, The Lucky Ten Thousand in Education!! Then we start talking about how Evan may have a killer in his midst...a cute,small,furry one and we talk a lil Ted Bundy..cuz..why not? After that we play a round of The Google Movie Translate Game using patriotic movies this time! THEN we create a commercial for the new dating app Dabod!! After that we play The Movie Trend Game where we use trends in some movies to create sequals to others, we play The Google Translate Music Game Eminem Edition, we talk about a guy who is surprisingly happy working in a place most of us would avoid and we close with a serious subject... Jason's Pizza Box Suicide note. 

 

Check out Andrew Van and his podcast False Start here

 

and don't forget the podcast awards! Vote here

 

P.s.-Kids, if you listen..you see the way your cat is looking at you? DO YA????

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Where we celebrate the birthday of the legend Gary Busey by giving him a celebrity roast featuring Emperor Palpatine, Al Pacino, Tony Danza and Jesse Ventura! Then we make a musical out of his classic film Gingerdeadman, theorize on what conversations between Marvel and Mr Busey would be like if they asked him to be in their movies and feature 3 new Busey Juice Commercials! The man, the myth...The Buse. After that, we invent a dating app for guys with Dadbods, and we close with Spiderman-Far From Home predictions with the help of Sean from fellow Danger Entertainment podcast The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast, Thanks guys! Also Ty Andrew Van for submitting roast jokes, check out his podcast, w/a recent episode featuring our own Jason Underwood, False Start, check him out!!

 

Nominate us under Peoples Choice, Comedy, Entertainment and TV/Film for the 2019 People's Choice Podcast awards at www.podcastawards.com

 

Listen to The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast here

Check out The False Start Podcast here

..or any other podcast platforms they are on.

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen, Gary Busey will kinda sorta refuse a role you offer to him but you aren't really sure what just happened.

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Where, since Jason is off this week, we have special friend of the show Carter Allen! He tried to help us scare Jason and Todd last halloween and since that audio didn't work out, we thought we'd give him another shot! We talk about his recent role as Lumiere in "Beauty and the Beast", we talk theatre mishaps and we play games! We start with "The Google Translate Game", talk movies, then onto "The Steven Seagal Game", then talk The Bachelorette...then we close with a new bracket.. this time we ask the question; "Which Disney Heroine Would Make The Best Bachelorette!?"

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Check out Jason Farrs Podcast, There it is here

AND of course, it's time once again for The People's Choice Podcast Awards! Please go to the site here and vote for us to be NOMINATED!!!!

PS Kids...if you listen, then you'd better nominate us for the podcast awards....a-holes!!!

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Where we start with bad news...the news that everyone knows. The news that noone can handle...FARAT is no more. THEN we get into love talkin- advice from people who have given up. After that we move on to "Hey There part 2-The Embarassing"...... AND Jason brings up the fact that apparently a whole show about singing in a car is on it's way. Then we close strong with a new game..this time, Evan uses his impression mastery to portray famous people saying things they (hopefully) never said called Miss Quotes!!!

 

P.S.-Kids, if you listen we will stretch that cute thing you do for five minutes into an hour long show.

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