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Evan thinks that "Glasses Guy" from "Bly Manor" is actually just a peeping pervert. The "Storyteller" from "Bly Manor" could tell a single story as you CIRCLE THE ENTIRE GLOBE. The Super Friends learn about THE NIGHT STALKER, and they kill more people than him. And we come up with more options that the Newspapers came up with as possible names for The Night Stalker.

Jason guested on a D&D podcast, "The Blue Ridge Adventurers Guild" so he askes Evan to help him come up with his character. And Evan thinks "FALCON & THE WINTER SOLDIER" has jumped the shark.

00:30 - Intro's and Plugs. Please follow this link to VOTE FOR EVAN FOR (SUPPORTING ROLE)

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02:30 - Glasses Guy is a peeping perv.

06:45 - We mock the "Storyteller" some more, with other places she can tell her long stories.

10:05 - Night Stalker meets the Super Friends!! They are horrified and end up killing people on accident.

17:30 - We come up with other names for "The Night Stalker" the newspaper could have tried.

25:15 - Jason comes up with a D&D character!!

44:15 - Evan thinks "Falcon and Winter Soldier" has jumped the shark. We get into it.

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(Wolves Image by Enrique Meseguer from Pixabay )

(Druid Image by Valgerd Kossmann from Pixabay )

(Shark Image by Reaper DZ from Pixabay )

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We chat all things Zack Snyder's Justice League! The good, the bad, the fact that Wonder Woman is bashing dudes brains out in front of middle schoolers. We break it all down. Then Jason brings a new game inspired by the 1st episode of "The Falcon & the Winter Soldier" (as well as the MCU as a whole) called "Military Versions of the MCU" The US military made Abomination, they made White Vision & U.S.Agent, what other military versions of MCU characters would the US military make?

00:30 - Intros

01:05 - "Justice League" review start! Fair warning, Evan likes a lot of Zack Snyder's work, but he has a few bones to pick with this one.

1:04:36 - Jason's NEW GAME. "Military Versions of the MCU!" (We have fun with, Winter Soldier, Black Panther, Thor, & Rocket.)

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P.S. What the hell WAS Ross's monkey called?

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WE'RE BACK!! And stuff has gone to hell. We start by talking about those DBags in DC. Evan is fed up with reactors (until he becomes one #MaxwellTheReactor.) We watch the dumbest (or maybe the most genius) reactor as he watches "Pulp Fiction". We go over our WW84 Predictions Quiz Questions to see who was right. And we close with a BRACKET!! This week Jason got a new car so we ask, "Which Vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

01:30 - We talk about those A-Holes who broke into the capitol, and mock them for 5 minutes.

06:15 - Then we mock reactors. (and at the same time envy them.) We ask 'what if' reactors had a writers room.

26:10 - Evan then becomes a reactor. Maxwell The Reactor, as he watches the "Wandavision" trailer. ("Aww he touched her hair ya'll.")

29:40 - We watch a dummy (or genius) who reacts to "Pulp Fiction", and he is BAFFLINGLY DUMB (OR GENIUS).

53:10 - We go over our "'Wonder Woman 1984' Predictions Quiz" (thanks again Language of Bromance)

1:06:25 - BRACKET!! Jason bought a new car, and it reminded him of "Knight Rider" so he asks, "Which non-car vehicle would make the best NEW 'KNIGHT RIDER' SHOW?"

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This week Jason tricks Evan into believing some FAKE "Star Wars" Disney+ shows. Example "Mothma", "Biggs & Wedge" plus a bunch of others. We talk the good and bad about "Star Trek: Discovery", and we close with a "Wonder Woman 1984" Predictions Quiz, with help from fellow comedy show "Language of Bromance".

00:30 - We get right into the NEW "Star Wars" shows. Jason realizes that he could say ANY SHOW and Evan would believe him. So Jason starts making up shows. 

17:30 - Evan talks "Star Trek: Discovery". The good (Michael Burnham, Season 3, New Aliens, etc) The Bad (the melodrama, the cyborg that nobody cares about, weird explanations, etc)

42:45 - Evan FINALLY catches on that Jason has been lying to his face.

44:40 - "WONDER WOMAN 84 PREDICTION QUIZ!" We also got answers from Richard and Shawn from "Language of Bromance"

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Listen to Richard & Shawn at the "Language of Bromance" HERE!!

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00:00 - Intro

02:10 - Evan talks about his experience watching "Noises Off" and how he's afraid a rogue fart was blamed on him. Plus we talk about other odd theatre experiences.

11:25 - NEW GAME Jason brings a new game called, "Traveling in Style". Inspired by a Star Wars themed cruise, what if we replaced the "Theme" and the "Mode of Transportation" and see what kind of trip would that be? (Example: A 6 Day/7 Night "Lord of the Rings" inspired Helicopter Trip!)

32:30 - Evan points out something weird about Thor in "Avengers: Age of Ultron".

38:50 - NEW GAME Jason brings another new game called, "MacGuffin Prequel Game". Inspired by how they make a WHOLE NEW Prequel movie about the MacGuffin of A New Hope. Why not do that with other movie MacGuffins? (Example: A prequel movie all about the rug from the Big Lebowski!)

59:30 - Evan notices that a lot of the Darths are named after words that start with "IN-"; "INvader", "INsideous", etc. So what are some BRAND NEW Darths based on "IN-" words? 

1:15:00 - WEIRD NEWS! Jason brings a story about a Florida Man who tries to take over a town with his army of turtles!

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We bring another BEST OF EPISODE! We love these, this time we compiled all of our nerdy/geeky (AKA awesome) pop culture moments from the show! Get caught up and share these moments with your friends! Also click the links at the bottom to listen to our past Best Of episodes, thanks!

Introduction:

 

01 - (Ep: 59) – A Klingon’s Sloppy Seconds (3:45)

 

02 - (Ep: 69) – We Discover “Poochinski” (8:45)

 

03 - (Ep: 74) – Well, Then I’ll Kill Ya Kids! (12:35)

 

04 - (Ep: 76) – On This Episode of “Not Squatch” (15:25)

 

05 - (Ep: 87) – Aquaman’s Water Hand (19:10)

 

06 - (Ep: 87) – Their ONLY Weakness (24:45)

 

07 - (Ep: 106) – King Krypton (28:45)

 

08 - (Ep: 115) – Paying Respect to Leonard (36:00)                                           

 

09 - (Ep: 121) – A.B.D.S.M.A. (41:40)                                                                       

 

10 - (Ep: 134) – Gotta Save The Space Fish! (45:45)

 

Intro to Bonus Clips:

 

11 - (Ep: 11) – Porkins (49:15)

 

12 - (Ep: 39) – Bob Cain’s Last Creation: Fat Face! (54:30)

13 - (Ep:39) - "The Death Star Costs What?!" (58:10)

 

14 - (Ep: 51) - Justice League Gets Fired (62:10)


Listen to BEST OF: PART ONE - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: PART TWO - HERE
Listen to BEST OF: HALLOWEEN EDITION - HERE

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Where Jason starts with tales of semi legendary not-so bravery, then we discuss our blog post, a grandma who has had enough and got the boobs to prove it. Then Jason gives his one-word review of "Bark Ranger". We discuss how every superhero can't be gritty, but they CAN still fuck with Aqua-Man. We breakdown a medical video and discover that switching heads is surprisingly NOT thought-out, and finally learn that every inventor ever only wanted to invent a new way to get laid.

P.S.- Kids, don't listen or we swear the JLA will cruelly prank you.
Watch the Head Transplant video HERE.
Read our blog post HERE.

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Where we chart new territory with the best crossover since the days of Marvel/DC Avengers/Justice league (where noone wants to be the Justice League) by doing a half and half (not a donkey punch….although we came close) of The Bearded Ones/MBSING crossover with the Mary Beth Smith.

We start the Bearded Ones half with talk of living in the wild (though you know f*ck all about living outdoors ya wanker) then we get into uncomfortable improv moments and Turkey danger among other things, then we have the MBSING half and Mary Beth takes the wheel and we get into a pretty sincere conversation about improv and what it means to us. Don't worry, we break the sincerity with a lot of fart and poop comments (not really). PODCASTERS UNITE!!!!

Follow Mary Beth here: https://twitter.com/thetokenginger
P.S.-Thanks WOFFORD JONES for the edit assist.

P.S.S.-Kids….. really? go to bed.

P.S.S.S-Check out MBSING on pod bean.

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